Random post...
So I sent Brian, my friend Megan's husband, his Christmas gift a little late. It was a Qingdao tumbler with 10 reasons why he should come to Qingdao this summer with Megan... my reasons were selfish... I want Megan to stay longer and if he comes it may be a little more possible?!?!??? anyways, here is his reply... 10 reasons not to visit china.. figured it was blog worthy....
10. Weird People speaking a different language
9. My camera will get stolen (Both Megan and Angela's cameras were stolen while visiting china...)
8. I have to use chopsticks to eat food
7. People drive like c*ap
6. Chicken heads are for Chineese people (yes, they serve chicken heads and feet in china...)
5. If I'm going on an 18-hour flight, it better be because I've won the lottery
4. I've only got two weeks vacation
3. It is a free market over here and I can blow things up over here to0...(talking about fireworks!)
2. When I tell the waiter that I want an egg sandwich with bacon and cheese, he understands me
1. I HATE TO FLY.....A LOT (Brian works for an airline... )
These 2 followed a little later on....
12. I like my dog a lot...I don't want him served over a bed of rice with some Soy Sauce
13. In America, condiments at Taco Smell are served out of a caulking gun
Anyways, just thought they were funny! Happy end of Chinese New Year!!!
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